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Too Old to Get Stoned

from Zen Riddles by Brother Toaster

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lyrics

these kids in the park
said I'm too old to get stoned
then they ripped me off
and then they scootered on home
I used to be cool
I don't know where I went wrong
I used to be hip
I guess that never lasts long

sing me a song
tell me I'm wrong
send me a way
to where I belong
get on your knees
pray for disease
I once met a dog
with the same name as me
ok

sometimes I feel like
I'm too old to get stoned
but what would I do
when I'm just sitting at home?
could lecture myself
on all the things I've done wrong
but it's just not the same
and I don't write drinking songs

sing me a song
tell me I'm wrong
send me a way
to where I belong
get on your knees
pray for disease
I once met a dog
with the same name as me
take me away
help me to pray
I am too old
to get stoned anyway
call me a bore
show me the door
I am too old
to get stoned anymore
alright

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from Zen Riddles, released June 2, 2017

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Jangly slacker rock from Boston, MA.

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